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Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:03:56 -0400

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brigno: NASA - Sunset on Mars La puesta del sol en Marte!...

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:41:55 -0400

brigno:

NASA - Sunset on Mars

La puesta del sol en Marte! Beautiful!

brigno: The newspaper on the upper right corner that reads...

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:57:18 -0400

brigno:

The newspaper on the upper right corner that reads “GANA LA NOMINACION” is Puerto Rico’s main paper.

I paid $100 to cuddle with a prostitute

Sun, 25 May 2008 10:24:26 -0400

I paid $100 to cuddle with a prostitute:

topherchris:

Since I’m graduating this month and leaving for Madagascar to teach English for two years, I wanted to make my last column go out with a bang. So I did what any zany Nevadan student columnist would do: I went to a brothel to cuddle and talk about current events with a prostitute.

French Learning English - so funny!!!

Thu, 22 May 2008 21:14:22 -0400

French Learning English - so funny!!!

Improve your English!

Tue, 20 May 2008 19:18:41 -0400

Improve your English!

Beauty is nothing without brains

Sun, 18 May 2008 16:13:47 -0400

Beauty is nothing without brains

brigno: Earth and life look just as they can be expected to...

Sat, 17 May 2008 11:29:53 -0400

brigno:

Earth and life look just as they can be expected to look if there is no designer God.
-Victor J. Stenger

Honey: (ring, ring) “Hello?”

Sat, 17 May 2008 11:27:39 -0400

Honey: (ring, ring) “Hello?”

Sweetheart:: “Uh, hi Honey, it’s me.”

Honey: “Oh hi Sweetheart. What’s up?”

Sweetheart: “Well, I just wanted to check to be sure, uh, are we okay with each other?”

Honey: “What are you talking about?”

Sweetheart: “I mean in our marriage. Is our marriage okay?”

Honey: “Of course it is. What’s going on?”

Sweetheart: “Well I just heard that the California Supreme Court ruled that no one can be discriminated against in their right to marry whomever they love, and that includes same-sex couples.”

Honey: “Wow! That’s great. What’s that have to do with our marriage?”

Sweetheart: “Well, some people are saying that this is going to destroy marriage, and because our marriage is so important to me I just wanted to be sure it hasn’t been destroyed.”

Honey: (laughter) “Oh Sweetheart, you are so funny. Our marriage is up to us. It’s our creation that we make better or worse every day by the decisions we make. It can’t be destroyed by the gay couple next door who want to be married too. People who are afraid of that either have weak marriages, weak minds or small hearts.”

Sweetheart: “Yeah I thought you’d say that Honey, but I just wanted to be sure.”

Honey: “Listen Sweetheart I’ll show you how strong our marriage is when I get home tonight. Okay?”

Sweetheart: “Okay. Love ya, bye.” (Via: Friendly Atheist)

sailingonsailingontheseathesea: (I don’t know where or who...

Sat, 10 May 2008 20:35:34 -0400

sailingon sailingonthesea thesea:

(I don’t know where or who this is from.)

Perfect. To this, I would also add: I don’t care which University you went to.

I love Victoria’s Secret

Fri, 09 May 2008 16:45:57 -0400

I love Victoria’s Secret

Citizen Soldiers- 3 doors down National Guard tribute

Sat, 03 May 2008 23:11:00 -0400

Citizen Soldiers- 3 doors down National Guard tribute

brigno:

Fri, 02 May 2008 22:20:15 -0400

brigno:

7 Preguntas Idiotas

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:45:52 -0400

1. LLegando a casa te preguntan
¿Ya llegaste?
Lo que provoca decirle es:

No! Estoy en camino. Solo me adelanté para ver si estaba alguien en casa cuando yo llegara!

2. Te acaban de asaltar, llegas a casa y le dices a tu hermano:
’ ! ! Me acaban de robar ! !
Y el pregunta: ¿Quién?

Lo que provoca decirle es:
No sé, es que estábamos tan apurados que no tuvimos tiempo de presentarnos ! ! !

3. Se te pierden las llaves y te ven desesperado, preguntan:
¿Pero donde las dejaste?

Lo que provoca decirle es:
¿Sabes qué? Las dejé en el carro, pero me fascina andar de idiota por toda la casa buscándolas ! ! !

4. Después de tener el cabello largo, decides cortártelo, al salir de la peluquería encuentras con tu amiga y pregunta: ¿Te cortaste el cabello?

Lo que provoca decirle es:
No… es que me creció la cabeza ! !

5. Te encuentras en la fila para entrar al cine cargando tus popcorn, soda, papitas, helado, chocolates y hot dog encuentras a tu amigo (el mentá’o de arriba) y te pregunta:
’ ¿ Vas a entrar al cine ? ?

Lo que provoca decirle es:
’ !’Tas loco, es que voy a revender todo esto dentro del cine; es buen negocio sabes! !

6. Típico: Vas caminado de prisa para llegar a tiempo a X lugar y de pronto te caes por las escalera. Estás en el suelo, te sobas, estás muerto de dolor a punto de llorar, y tu amigo, te dice:
¡ ¡ Aayy ! ! ¿Te caíste?

Lo que provoca decirle es:
’ ¡ N’ombe, que va, ‘toy practicando pa’ una fractura !

7.LLegando a tu casa bajo un tremendo aguacero, después de haber caminado como bestia. Estás mojado hasta la última costura de la ropa interior y te preguntan:
’ ¿¿¿ Te mojaaaste ??? ‘

Lo que provoca decirles es:
¡ ¡ Nooooó … .es que quise bañarme con todo y ropa ! !

Photo

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:13:43 -0400

brigno: heather-rivers:A colorized CAT scan of a woman...

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:00:48 -0400

brigno:

heather-rivers:
A colorized CAT scan of a woman who died in childbirth and was found in a bog 900 years later, perfectly preserved.

Brigno:
And to think people believe we are “designed” by a god. Who would design such a narrow birth canal? In antiquity, the death of women during childbirth was common place. Good thing science has changed that.

"Un triunfador sabe que el resultado de las cosas depende de sí mismo. Un perdedor cree que existe la..."

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:37:00 -0400

“Un triunfador sabe que el resultado de las cosas depende de sí mismo. Un perdedor cree que existe la mala suerte…”

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Tue, 15 Apr 2008 22:04:36 -0400

awww yo lo quiero jaja noooop:

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:58:09 -0400

awww yo lo quiero jaja

noooop:

Mi esposito con Victor Stenger…. yo tome la foto!!! la...

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:23:22 -0400

Mi esposito con Victor Stenger…. yo tome la foto!!! la fotografa oficial jaja

brigno:

Victor Stenger (author of God the Failed Hypothesis and world renowned physicist) and me. Great talk and Q&A session at the University Unitarian Universalist Society.

Only four more left. Dawkins, Hitchens, Dennett and Harris. LOL!!!