BreakAway

GodNut 3

• GodNut: Excuse me Sir, can I talk to you about Jesus.
• Me: Jesus who? I don't think I know anybody by the name of Jesus.
• GodNut: [a bit taken aback] Jesus our savior, the son of God that created the universe and all life.
• Me: [laughing] You really do have your facts wrong, his name's Thor.
• GodNut: What?
• Me: Thor son of Odin, Odin creator of man.
• GodNut: Odin!? But that's just a myth.
• Me: [Angrily] Myth! It's the truth! Listen mate don't you make fun of my religion or I'll pray to Thor to strike you down by CROM. Now leave me alone you pagan fool.