February 2009
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December 2008
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All life on Earth, including human life, evolved... →
July 2008
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May 2008
10 posts
I paid $100 to cuddle with a prostitute →
topherchris: Since I’m graduating this month and leaving for Madagascar to teach English for two years, I wanted to make my last column go out with a bang. So I did what any zany Nevadan student columnist would do: I went to a brothel to cuddle and talk about current events with a prostitute.
Honey: (ring, ring) “Hello?”
Sweetheart: : “Uh, hi Honey, it’s me.”
Honey: “Oh hi Sweetheart. What’s up?”
Sweetheart: “Well, I just wanted to check to be sure, uh, are we okay with each other?”
Honey: “What are you talking about?”
Sweetheart: “I mean in our marriage. Is our marriage okay?”
Honey: “Of course it is. What’s going on?”
Sweetheart: “Well I just heard that the California Supreme Court ruled that no one can be discriminated against in their right to marry whomever they love, and that includes same-sex couples.”
Honey: “Wow! That’s great. What’s that have to do with our marriage?”
Sweetheart: “Well, some people are saying that this is going to destroy marriage, and because our marriage is so important to me I just wanted to be sure it hasn’t been destroyed.”
Honey: (laughter) “Oh Sweetheart, you are so funny. Our marriage is up to us. It’s our creation that we make better or worse every day by the decisions we make. It can’t be destroyed by the gay couple next door who want to be married too. People who are afraid of that either have weak marriages, weak minds or small hearts.”
Sweetheart: “Yeah I thought you’d say that Honey, but I just wanted to be sure.”
Honey: “Listen Sweetheart I’ll show you how strong our marriage is when I get home tonight. Okay?”
Sweetheart: “Okay. Love ya, bye.” (Via: Friendly Atheist)
April 2008
9 posts
7 preguntas.... tontas!
1. LLegando a casa te preguntan ¿Ya llegaste? Lo que provoca decirle es: No! Estoy en camino. Solo me adelanté para ver si estaba alguien en casa cuando yo llegara! 2. Te acaban de asaltar, llegas a casa y le dices a tu hermano: ’ ! ! Me acaban de robar ! ! Y el pregunta: ¿Quién? Lo que provoca decirle es: No sé, es que estábamos tan apurados que no tuvimos tiempo de...
“Un triunfador sabe que el resultado de las cosas depende de sí mismo. Un...”
GodNut 3
GodNut: Excuse me Sir, can I talk to you about Jesus.
Me: Jesus who? I don't think I know anybody by the name of Jesus.
GodNut: [a bit taken aback] Jesus our savior, the son of God that created the universe and all life.
Me: [laughing] You really do have your facts wrong, his name's Thor.
GodNut: What?
Me: Thor son of Odin, Odin creator of man.
GodNut: Odin!? But that's just a myth.
Me: [Angrily] Myth! It's the truth! Listen mate don't you make fun of my religion or I'll pray to Thor to strike you down by CROM. Now leave me alone you pagan fool.
March 2008
21 posts
“Está dispuesto Dios a prevenir la maldad, pero no puede? Entonces no es...”
– Epicuro
El gusano y el escarabajo →
Encontre esta historia interesante, asi que he decido postearla. Trata sobre la amistad y aplica tambien a otro tipo de relaciones personales.
